tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5426050656197929065.post788664707636582305..comments2024-03-19T18:36:41.875-04:00Comments on Yes, That Too: Flu VaccineAlyssahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06413844178426365789noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5426050656197929065.post-54449033337529236662013-01-05T10:17:25.900-05:002013-01-05T10:17:25.900-05:00Update:
My arms both really hurt because muscle so...Update:<br />My arms both really hurt because muscle soreness is a common side effect that I tend to get.<br />I seem to still be autistic, however.<br />This is good.Alyssahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06413844178426365789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5426050656197929065.post-867256439953980802013-01-05T09:09:23.673-05:002013-01-05T09:09:23.673-05:00"And goodness, will I be pissed if I wake up ..."And goodness, will I be pissed if I wake up neurotypical tomorrow."<br /><br />All your UK readers are saying "sure it makes you neurotypical, but why would it make you drunk?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5426050656197929065.post-84357179809403637702013-01-05T08:44:48.048-05:002013-01-05T08:44:48.048-05:00I like the plan but have a few questions.
First, ...I like the plan but have a few questions.<br /><br />First, Ice Cream Soup For The Neurotypical Soul? Where do I get a copy? At the book signing, do you use a fountain pen filled with Thiomersal? Because that would be beyond awesome. <br /><br />Also, once I take the vaccine and become neurotypical, will I naturally attempt to improve the world by imposing my morality on others through legislation and violence, or is it something I have to learn? I assume the advanced class is taught by Messrs Limbaugh and O'Reilley?<br /><br />For that matter, does my morality change when I become NT? Because imposing my current morality on others through legislation would be pretty benign, although beating the crap out of someone to impress upon them the virtues of love and non-violence might just work in a very do-what-I-say-and-not-what-do kind of way. It worked WONDERFULLY on me, after all.<br /><br />Doesn't all that ice cream make a person *more* prone to meltdowns?<br /><br />Speaking of which, if there a kitty version of the vaccine? Partly because Mr. Jinx is WAY too prone to meltdowns at seemingly imagined provocations, and because if you removed the autistic traits from cats they'd be like really cute dogs with sharp claws.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5426050656197929065.post-13543069855972381882013-01-05T00:27:25.186-05:002013-01-05T00:27:25.186-05:00Heh. Awesome.Heh. Awesome.Elizabeth J. (Ibby) Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330631899371657005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5426050656197929065.post-16440780593429246802013-01-05T00:25:42.071-05:002013-01-05T00:25:42.071-05:00Let's tell everyone it did make you NT but the...Let's tell everyone it did make you NT but then I will magically cure you back to yourself with a special diet of ice cream and soup. So then I will write about it and go on shows and stuff and we can split the profits because if we did it There Is Hope. Oh wait, dang, we can't pull off all that subterfuge, we're autistic. Foiled again.Elizabeth J. (Ibby) Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330631899371657005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5426050656197929065.post-8755656223028890682013-01-05T00:24:47.017-05:002013-01-05T00:24:47.017-05:00People think vaccines make you autistic? Hogwash!...People think vaccines make you autistic? Hogwash! Everyone knows its a lifestyle choice. <br /><br />At least, that's what the interventionist told me. <br /><br />And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me. And told me.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure it's true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com