Just Another Day at the Office

(a snarky guest post by Autistic Academic, whose work involves generating clickbait content for recruiters)

For Job-Seekers

23 WAYS TO MURDER THE INTERVIEW, THEN RUN SCREAMING FROM THE BUILDING AS IT ALL BURSTS INTO FLAMES BEHIND YOU

USING NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION DURING THE INTERVIEW TO SUMMON THE DARK LORD FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE INFERNO

TAKE YOUR INTERVIEW ANSWERS TO THE NEXT LEVEL USING THESE HOT NECROMANCY TRICKS

112 TOP TIPS FOR AVOIDING THE OMNIPRESENT GAZE OF TODAY’S SENTIENT APPLICANT TRACKING SYSTEMS (NUMBER 78 WILL ASTOUND YOU!)

FEELING EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR JOB SEARCH SKILLS? YOU SHOULD BE

For Hiring Managers

IS YOUR INTERVIEW STYLE COSTING YOU THE SOULS OF THE FAITHFUL?

HOW TO VET TALENT IF THEY AREN’T ACTIVE ONLINE OR ARE SPEAKING IN TONGUES

STRATEGIES FOR BOOSTING TEAM MORALE WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY KILLING STEVE FROM ACCOUNTING (AGAIN)

A QUICK-START GUIDE TO PREPARING YOUR 2017 STRATEGIC STAFFING AND RITUAL SACRIFICE PLAN

ARE YOUR STAR EMPLOYEES BEING POACHED BY YOUR COMPETITION? 5 SEVERED BODY PARTS THAT SAY YES